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Posted February 28, 2016on:
me: do you want to eat avocado in a shake or just straight?
Son: I … can eat it … straight… or in a shake….
Son: … I can eat in in a house with a mouse.
me: in a boat with a goat?
Son: in a box with a fox.
me: in the rain on a train ?
Son: That Sam I am, I donot like that sam I am
May: CAN YOU GUYS STOP ! DRIVES ME VOLCANO !
me (most innocent airheaded tone): I think … if you need to . drive a volcano. then you need to be. Bigger.
Son: if you drive a volcano you can drive it every Saturday except for holidays.
me: what do volcanoes have against holidays?
Son: they need to rest.
me: what do you call a volcano at rest?
Son: what ?
me: an … inactive volcano.